Ebook A Very Rude Person

Submitted by antoq on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 09:16

It is useful, people generally agree, for a wife to wake up before her husband. Mma Ramotswe always rose from her bed an hour or so before Mr J. L. B. Matekoni a good thing for a wife to do because it affords time to accomplish at least some of the day’s tasks. But it is also a good thing for those wives whose husbands are inclined to be irritable first thing in the morning and by all accounts there are many of them, rather too many, in fact. If the wives of such men are up and about first, the husbands can be left to be ill-tempered by themselves – not that Mr J. L. B. Matekoni was ever like that; on the contrary, he was the most good- natured and gracious of men, rarely raising his voice, except occasionally when dealing with his two incorrigible appren- tices at Tlokweng Road Speedy Motors. And anybody, no matter how even-tempered he might be, would have been inclined to raise his voice with such feckless young men. This had been demonstrated by Mma Makutsi, who tended to shout at the apprentices for very little reason, even when one of them made a simple request, such as asking the time of day.

‘You don’t have to shout at me like that,’ complained Charlie, the older of the two. ‘All I asked was what time it was. That was all. And you shout four o’clock like that. Do you think I’m deaf ?’

Mma Makutsi stood her ground. ‘It’s because I know you so well,’ she retorted. ‘When you ask the time it’s because you can’t wait to stop working. You want me to say five o’clock, don’t you? And then you would drop everything and rush off to see some girl or other, wouldn’t you? Don’t look so injured. I know what you do.’

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